Thursday, August 23, 2012

INJURED KID MERCURY SCORES WINNER FOR BLACK JIMMY IS UNBELEIVABLE

HI MY HOCKEY BUDDIES,

IT'S WITH A SAD AND HEAVY HEART (NO PUN INTENDED) THAT I BELEIVE I MAY HAVE PLAYED MY LAST GAME LAST NIGHT.. AT LEAST FOR THIS SEASON  I HAVE A PARTIAL TEAR IN MY SHOULDER TENDON FROM MY COLLISION WITH PAUL WHICH WAS COMPLETELY UN INTENTIONAL PURE ACCIDENTAL ALTHOUGH THE BOOKIES WHO WAGERED ON  ME ARE UPSET AND ARE WONDERING IF THE "TONY HARDING" SCENARIO WASN'T IN PLAY  (JOKE)

BLACK SUPRISE WHITE 4-2

THE GAME WAS ONE SIDED AFFAIR DOMINATED BY THE WHITE TEAM WHO LOOKED MORE LOADED THAN AN AK47, BUT THANKS TO THE AMAZING AND INCREDIBLE GOALTENDING OF JIMMY...WHO KEPT US IN THE GAME, MY LINE OF MARC LUC AND KID ACOUNTED FOR 3 OF OUR GOALS THE FIRST 2 BY MARC AND THEN MY GAME WINNER...THEN MIKE SEALED THE DEAL WITH A BEHIND THE NET GOAL OFF OF STEPH.....BUT MAN WERE WE OUTPLAYED!!


SORRY I CANT WRITE MUCH MORE MY SHOULDER IS THROBBING..THANKS FOR THE ADVIL AND GUINNESS LAST NIGHT DR PAUL...AND GOOD LUCK IN YOUR GAME NEXT WEEK WE ARE TIED ...SO IF YOU SCORE I OWE A CASE OF BEER.....

THANKS DAVE FOR ANOTHER SEASON AS COMMISSIONER


PEACE OUT

YOUR INJURED CAPTAIN OF THE BLOG

THE KID

Friday, April 20, 2012

2's ARE WILD AS BLACK BEATS WHITE 7-5

 BLACK WIN 7-5, 2's ARE WILD AS WHITE CAN'T PLAY TEAM HOCKEY

Hello you lazy blog  responders and welcome to another edition of Kid Mercury's Hockey Blog. Before going any further I want to grab your attention, and not with a cheap shot hit "a la Raffi Torrez", not with a "Ugliest player in the league award", that is easily  won by Boston's  Brad Marchand, and certainly not with the skill Dr. Paul showed in his second goal last game into an abandoned net, although for a guy who misses so many games I'm glad Paul scored 2 goals and is up 2 on me in our friendly" wager for the scoring race (between us), either way you all get to profit from the loser who will buy a case of "Premium" beer at our season finale bar b q..now this should grab your attention ....
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KID MERCURY'S HOCKEY POOL UPDATE: Walker's Kings lose their first game, so no sweep and no extra half point, same for Wil and Jean's Flyers and it looks like Luongo is "history", which I love because I never thought he was so good and I really hate Vancouver, GO SENATORS!!..Oh DID YOU BOYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN OUR GAME ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT...OK I WILL WRITE A BIT BUT BECAUSE SOME OF YOU CAN'T READ TOO MANY WORDS HERE IS A SHORT VERSION OF MY BLOG..Please use the comment pencil at the bottom and at least write that you read it you .. CAN THE PENS COME BACK FROM THE BRINK, WHAT DO YOU THINK, "JUST "COMMENT"


A pair of 2s as a starting hand in a game of texas hold'em. Stock Photo - 310848





IF THIS WERE A CARD GAME 2’s WOULD BE WILD.
FOR THE BLACK TEAM HERE IS A LIST OF WHO SCORED 2  GOALS:

CHRIS YATES, KEVIN “BOOM BOOM” D, PAUL CHRISTIE AKA DR. PAUL, DR. RAOUL AND DR. SHOOT INTO AN EMPTY NET CHRISTIE

THE ACE IN THE SCORING WAS ROUNDED OUT BY A WICKED BACKAND SHOT BY SPEEDY ANDREW...  So 7 goals for the Black team !! I won’t mention any of the White team’s goal scorer’s because we should be punished for our poor performance  (no mention of who scored, including yours truly) and here is a group complaint, I am just the messenger... THE SEDIN’S ON OUR TEAM, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...ONE OF YOU (yes you) SHOULD LEARN TO PASS THE #####**##*#* PUCK
, BECAUSE BETWEEN YOU AND I AND THE OTHER GRUMBLING MEMBERS of our team, it’s a team sport, but then again you can’t teach an old dog new tricks apparently...well now that I got that off my chest..lets get back to the game.
Chinese actress Chen Zi Han new photo, hockey player look is cool (6)

Ed played another strong game for us, Apparently this photo above hung in his bedroom has been inspiring Ed's new "HARD PLAYING", whatever works for you Eddie the Eagle"... our “D” was left alone often because many forwards forgot that hockey is a two way game..Forecheck and BACK CHECK !!.... STEPH our goalie looked like he was enjoying skating out of the crease for most of the game, and Jimmy was solid but we missed alot of chances, really we didn’t deserve to win so for those of you  who were on white last week , bring your “A” game this week please.

DAVE WISHART SHUNS HIS OWN LEAGUE

In a shocking move Big “Dave” showed up to collect the big $$$$$ but then left to play his final game elsewhere in his winter league...Oh well at least he shows his loyalty...and besides would he have helped our white team with his stellar defense and sliding like a red bull crushed ice competitor  “Damn Right”..ok we forgive you.  SO THAT'S IT FOR NOW ABOUT TO WATCH PITTSBURG GAME 5, AND HOPE THE PENS CAN DO WHAT ONLT 3 TEAMS HAVE DONE BEHIND 3-0 in a series..WIN, WIN WIN WIN....SEE YOU GUYS ONTHE ICE,  PEACE AND LOVE KID MERCURY#11 AKA "THE RUSSIAN SNIPER"  Question of the night is this My Pin up?? 

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Natalia Kovshova - Woman Russian sniper - 167 kills

Very brave woman,in 1942 her and her partner ran out of bullets-they pulled the pins on their grenades and ran to the Germans killing themselves as well as the Germans, thus saving alot of Red Army soldiers. There are many stories and mysterious tales of Natalia including the most bizzare one, as written here below.....

She had many wild dreams, including coming back in the next life as a male "Hockey player" in a beer league, sporting a Russian Hockey Federation  jersey and a nickname "The Russian Sniper", but those rumors have not been confirmed, although apparently there is a "Russian Sniper" playing in Montreal today , but his identity is a bit of a mystery, although he plays hockey with the same passion that Natalia had for her cause.

THE THREE STARS

Tonight's 3 Stars are brought to you by Harvey The Hound

* Chris Yates
** Kevin BBB
*** Dr. Paul
HARVEY THE HOUND
A speechless Harvey The Hound peers into the Edmonton Oilers bench after head coach Craig MacTavish, centre left, ripped his tongue out.
Harvey the Hound may be the NHL's very first mascot (he was created in 1983), but he’s better known for being, well, really bad to the bone. For instance, during a playoff game in 1989, Harvey ripped up a Vancouver Canucks jersey.
But on January 20, 2003, after nearly two decades of taunting the opposition, Harvey the Hound was finally paid back for his crowd-pleasing antics
With the Flames leading the Edmonton Oilers 4-0, the six-foot-six, 200-pound Harvey positioned himself behind the Oilers bench and began pestering the losing team.
It worked too well.
Oilers players squirted water on the mascot, and Oilers coach Craig MacTavish took it one step further and shut him up -- literally. MacTavish ripped out Harvey's signature floppy red tongue and threw it into the crowd.
"(Harvey) was in a place he shouldn't have been," Flames spokesman Peter Hanlon said. "Usually he's our seventh man, but this time perhaps he went too far."
MacTavish's actions seemed to spark the Oilers. They scored three goals, but still lost 4-3.
Inside info: Harvey the Hound is also the former mascot of the Calgary Stampeders.
























Thursday, April 12, 2012

RETURN OF SUMMER HOCKEY STARTS WITH A "THRILLER" APRIL 11/12

'S WALKER'S LAST MINUTE HEROIC GOAL FOR WHITE LEADS TO A 2-2 DRAW TIES GAME IN LAST MINUTE 2-2 Final Score



The boys of summer made a triumphant return to the ice last night with an amazing array of heroes and hard working skaters that resulted in a thrilling duel of goalies, and was finished with the heroic short handed goal with less than a minute remaining by Guy "Sky"Walker that tied the game at 2-2. The black team got it's first goal and lead of the game on a perfect blind pass from behind the net by "The Russian Sniper" who fed it onto Kevin "Boom- Boom Belisle stick and he just BLASTED that puck into the net. Unfortunately Kevin would be a "victim" of a slapshot by the opposing team by Mike, that riccocheted off kevins shin pad and redirected itself into the net. My line of Patrick and Yates clicked on numerous occsions, but the BIG SURPRISE of the night was the amazing hard work, skating and perseverance from non other than Eddie "the Eagle" who caught this player coaches attention all night with his inspired play with Andrew and Marc. Andrew missed a few breakaways, but Eddie was unstoppable, will the real "Slim Shady" Eddie please stand up , please stand up ! I must apologize for not knowing who scored my teams second go ahead goal , or the White's first goal, but our defence led by Big Mitch and my young and talented nephew "Nicolas" was flawless most of the game untill the dying seconds when Nico allowed Walker to out deke him and tie the game with a heroic effort of skating determination and talent. WOW !!

OUCH TIME, CRUNCH TIME, MISSED MICE CALLS TIME(wink wink##**#* Wink Glen)
A bone crunching hit early on in the game by Steve "Slapper" Frey on Patrick, was definetly heard around the rink and as far off as "Planet Of The Apes" where Steve learnt that move. Marc took a slapshot that hit ANDREW on the ankle and Mitch was victim of a non call by Glen when Chris Surette held Mitch's stick for an eternity, also there was a bit of a tangle up in one corner with Andrew dishing out a clean hit on one of the White players I think Glen was checking his score sheet or practicing his non jump when the puck hits his skates and then apparantly heard in the dressing room Glen has been practicing his soccer skills because on one rush by the Oli, the puck hit his skates and he kicked it ahead and Oli continued his rush..So Glen, you owe us black team players a few of your new soccer moves next game :-)

THE 3*** STARS

Truly the games first star would be Guy Walker for his effort on the tying goal in the waning
seconds, I would give Eddie 2nd star for his great improved game, and given i set up both my teams 2 goals I would think this sniper would be worthy of a star, but then again Mitch and Kevin and Nico were truly into the game so I'll share it with them, And with the goalies And with all the other players on both teams who were not 1st or 2nd stars, this was a great hockey game and some of us went to Typhoon to catch the overtime loss by the penguins and part of sucky Vancouver with those stupid green men. If I had my trumpet I would blast those two blobs of spandex slime and their entire team out into the garbage can. I don't mind losing the first round of My Stanley Cup Playoff Pool and hope LA wins for Walker who chose them in round 1. I will post the entire hockey pool results and who chose what shortly. Now i just have to figure out how to access this blogspot so you guys can read it

Great game
See ya next week

Peace and love

Kid Mercury "The Russian Sniper".

Thursday, December 13, 2007

correction: It was 9-7 White

sorry, I'm a bit dazed and confused for so long.......



KId

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

New Blog Site Appears from Kid Mercury

IN a game where 2 goalies did appear, this magician made the puck vanish and re appear on Geoff's stick at least 4 times resulting in 3 goals by the opposing team..Geoff was on the white team i was on the black..some magician EH?

Welcome to the new site that Tierry helped me set up, I'm still not sure how it works but this last game saw the White team steamroll us sleepy black players till we finally woke up but it was too little too late..Final score 9-7 for Black....I sucked, and I'm probably looking to become a full time coach and motivator, because another pathetic game like that from me and i may just hang them up, with me attached to those skates as well.


So lets see if this boring blog i just wrote works and then we can look forward to some better ones coming soon

Peace

Kid

Monday, December 10, 2007

Bla bla bla !

Guy don't quit your day job..In a game that saw the white team have to deal with controversy onand off the ice (off the no show goalie) ..on..a linemate who was stroking withthe vaseline alot again...and yes alot of pissed off, deflated and angry players who drive in from all over La belle province to risk their lives on a rink riddled with double axel salko spinning beaver tops so we can have a competitive outing...as my mentor Donald trump would say" (in a nasal new yowk drwal) "Guy, you were the manager on this project, you were the one responsible to your other teamates..Guy, your a good kid, you try hard, you skate fast, but Guy you can't distinguish between mustard and caviar because you put together a losing game,,Guy your fast, your nice..but Guy..YOUR FIRED !!

ahhh i feel much better now..and put some mustard on your stick and bon apetite..see ya next week if i have the courage to risk my life driving in conditions slippery and cold so i can hear ting ting ting of the goalposts

see ya walker

The Kid